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  • spanish and italian:

    So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

  • french:

    haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

  • german:

    LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

  • english:

    *shooting up in the bathroom*

  • gaelic:

    the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

  • polish:

    here have all of these consonants have fun

  • japanese:

    subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

  • welsh:

    sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

  • chinese:

    here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

  • arabic:

    so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

  • latin:

    here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

  • sign language:

    If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

  • russian:

    idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

  • Greek:

    so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit<p>where's persian though?</p>

  • croatian:

    just don't

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Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

if you listen closely to my deep, inner mind this is what you’ll hear

iT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT DRAGONS HELP

I feel like this completes my blog

muh draggins

this audio file accurately describes the inside of my head at all times

the more you listen to this the less the word “dragon” seems like a real word

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